btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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