how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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