Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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(1-917): View more from New York City

you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

(917): View more from New York City

oh thats it?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

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(319): View more from Iowa

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?

(316): View more from Kansas

Toaster

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.

(228): View more from Mississippi

Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.

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(310): View more from California

...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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(516): View more from New York

I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye

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(731): View more from Tennessee

It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.

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(947): View more from Michigan

if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee

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