either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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