i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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