You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just google imaged poop.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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