I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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