Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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