Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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