if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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