id be glad to
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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