she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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