Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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