if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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