Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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