Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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