"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
