I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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