Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Randomize
