We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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