You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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