"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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