Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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