marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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