I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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