I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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