The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so explain again why im purple
no
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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