did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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