Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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