You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
