this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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