She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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