id be glad to
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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