I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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