Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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