Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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