not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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