Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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