i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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