check it out our google latitudes are spooning
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
