I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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