bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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