Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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