biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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