My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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