Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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