yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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