remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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