we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
don't judge my taste in strippers
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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