i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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