You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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