Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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