dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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