The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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