Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was born a porn star she said
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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