she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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