I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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