he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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