Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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